- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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