- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I went to work today....

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

I <3 Hitler

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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