Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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I'm Coming

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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