You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Abortion.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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