What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

women sports....

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

did you stub your toe?

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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