Two women were sitting quietly.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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