- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.