- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Vagina cream... end of story

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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