- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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