An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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womens rights

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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