- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what do you call a black chef glendon

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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