Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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