- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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