A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Do u take sugar?

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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fridge

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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