what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what do you call a black chef glendon

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you spell eight? 8

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Anti Joke

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