what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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