Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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