did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

whats the stage after cancer? you die

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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