Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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