Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Miscarriages.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Anti Joke

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