- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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