Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

shut up kobe!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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