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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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