What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why was the woman?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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you first

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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