- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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