- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Japan

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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