There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A woman walks into a bar.

Latvia isn't a joke

Its true, he didnt write that!!

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Guess what What

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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