- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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