- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.