- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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