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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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