- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Gingers.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

This is a joke.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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