- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Drew Knowles is gay

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

politically correct!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Whats white? A fridge

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Cancer.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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