- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

women sports....

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

cats are pussies

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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