if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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