- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Justin Beiber

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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