- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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