Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

How's the weather? Good.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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