why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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