what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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