Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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