Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

My dad

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

An Asian with a big dick.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Poop

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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