- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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