- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid has no friends.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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