- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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