- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

THe Election

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

White men's rights

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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