I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

ur gay

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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