Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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