- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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