Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Chuck norris

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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why dont they make black forks

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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