- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

hi

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

im gay

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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