- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

You're a frog

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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