- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

poopy is poopy

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

FUCK THE JEWS

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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