what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats white? A fridge

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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