- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Lil Wayne

your face is kinda funny

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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