Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

The Morman Religion.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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