A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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