How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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