- Anti Joke

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

hickory dickory dock no one cares

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

White men's rights

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

John Cena for president

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy