If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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White men's rights

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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John Cena for president

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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