How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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