How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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