- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

L's I's that took Viagra.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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