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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Basically copying you.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

run farther?

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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