Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

The Morman Religion.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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