a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Your mom.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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