- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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