An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Shea's sty....

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belly button

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Penis

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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troll----> hahaha---->

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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