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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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