- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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