This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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