A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Woman rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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