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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

It got hit by a rocket.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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