Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Tough crowd tonight...

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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