- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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