What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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