Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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