- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Asians.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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