- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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