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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What happened to your hamster? It died.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Yo Momma So Fat!

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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