Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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