a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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