jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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